Larry Supermouth

"The stage is set. The green flag drops"

"_____ is dominating the race!"

"_____ jams into first!"

"_____ fades into last."

"_____ looks lost out there."

"WIPEOUT!"

"_____ powers up!"

"_____ is about to blow!"

"_____ lights 'em up."

"_____ scores a first place knockout!"

"_____ finishes second"

"_____ takes a weak third"

"_____ is in a different time zone!"

"Let the CARNAGE begin!"