Gordo

"Welcome to Gordo the Saurions Gift Shop! We have the best selection of weapons, armor, engines, tires and shocks you'll find anywhere. And with ever purchase, we'll give you a free hair cut!"

"With each new car you buy you get one free sample of equipment. But you can't keep any of the upgrades on any new cars you buy because all purchases are custom fit. Sorry."

"Come on in and browse around! I'm friendly."