Fast Eddie

"Welcome to Fast Eddies, the only authorized Rock n Roll Racing Car dealer in the universe. You can't race without a car, see, so tell me what you want and I'll see what I have in stock for ya."

"Our fine selection of race cars are guaranteed for life. Since you racers are the unruly sort, these cars are sure to get pretty banged up. But since I'm the only dealer, I have to replace your car free of charge in only a few seconds. Nice deal, eh?"